MARIO AND THE NINJA

[[Due to a previous threat of MEGALAWSUIT from Nintendo of America, this story did not make it into Hailfire continues. However, after talking with Big Shiggy (s'cool if I call you Big Shiggy, right?) I'm pretty sure it'll just be a regular lawsuit by the end of things. Watch, as our favorite ninja takes drugs and does some home improvement shopping.]]

One time, Mario and the Ninja were running along an apartment building and they didn't get hit by any of those little pink bad guy circles that were flying around in circles.

The karate ninja denies all allegations of intentionally-induced psychedelia. Plus, he was just holding it for a friend.

But they couldn't have jumped on the apartment complex. they shouldn't jump on the stairs because it's very dangerous, and you might die. So they just walked up the stairs.

Seriously, just be careful on the stairs.

And then, Mario jumped on the little pink bad guy circles and threw gold at them and that killed them all.

Tripping balls is like a werewolf. You need a weapon made out of precious metals in order to kill it.

And then they found the apartment building at the bottom of the apartment building complex.

...

Then, they went to the department store and bought some bubble gum that was safe to swallow.

...!!!

And then they went to the hardware store and bought a potty because the old one did not work. The new potty was pink and the old one was black. And then they went back to their apartment building home.

Pink CIRCLES, pink TOILET...it ALL MAKES SENSE, MAN! And I think the Grateful Dead is an OKAY BAND!

And then they went to bed and said 'goodnight', and when they woke up they were in Final Fantasy Way.

When you think about it, final Fantasy Way has to be Thailand. I mean, the men are women and the women are underage.

Mario found the Ninja's ruby on the floor, and picked it up. The ruby was Mario's and he gave the Ninja his diamond back. And he watched it sparkle and it was his forever.

"Not QUITE as good a reward as cake, but it'll do."

THE END.

[[So wait. He found the diamond here...and in the FIRST story, he repeated this fact in order to do...something. UNINTENTIONAL PREQUELS = BEST PREQUELS. Stay tuned for FOX MASTER, the GREEN SHOES, FOX DOME, FOX STRENGTH, and..uh...wow, a lot of these titles have 'Fox' in them. Either Rupert Murdoch has a mind-control ray locked on me in the past, or my fixation of kitsune raver chicks started far too early to be healthy.]]