One time, The Karate ninja and the smartest cat and his girlfriend and mega man were inside doing fun stuff. They were playing card games, they were playing go fish, they were watching mega man and the smartest cat play basketball, and they really liked what they were doing a lot.
"Man, I am really enjoying these things we're doing a ton. Basketball is totally better than fighting robot masters or crime syndicates. I can't believe I waited so long to TRY this!"
But one day the smartest cat's girlfriend stopped smiling. She felt bad. She felt really sick. She didn't like it at all.
As opposed to that time she caught chronic party syndrome. Everyone fucking LOVED that.
Then mega man said "Let's get all this medicine to this sickness. I hate this."
Actual Disturbed lyrics.
So they went out. Everyone but the smartest cat's girlfriend went out. So mega man, the Karate ninja, and the smartest cat went out.
"So we're all clear on who went out, right?"
"I know who is in the lead", mega man said. "Sonic the hedgehog is in the lead. Because he is so fast. And he is strong. He should annoy the bad guys!"
"The fuck did you even COME FROM, man? Look, I'll say the fast and strong shit, just gimme my hat back."
So they went to this pyramid in foggy Egypt. It is like Egypt and it is foggy. And the bad guys are so hard to see, because it is so foggy.
PICTURED: Pyramids and fog.
I don't know what will happen yet, so hold onto your hats, otherwise they will blow away!
NO! It's supposed to be a BAD THING!
They went into the ancient pyramid the bad guys were really, really guarding.
The place has to be exclusive if they're not letting megaman in.
They had a new guard, called robo man. But sonic was too fast for him. So they they fought monsters, putties and scuds. And the new guard. They fought him too.
PICTURED: My assumption that 'Scuds' means Foggy Egypt's ICBM capabilities. Also, ROBO MAN? Dr. Wily is running out of ideas. I mean, they fight him as an AFTERTHOUGHT.
That moment, they destroyed everything. They got the cure for the sickness. They gave the medicine to the smartest cat's girlfriend and she felt better.
"That moment, EVERYTHING CHANGED..."
And they had a party and ate cake and opened presents and that's
THE END
[I'm pretty sure this story was more about megaman than the Karate Ninja. Still, when I was six I'm pretty sure this was the most AWESOME SHIT EVER to me.]
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