One time the Karate ninja and his friend Michael were making armor. Real armor. And it was really strong.
Hard-as-balls, level 60 smithing armor. None of this LARP bullshit.
It took a lot of work, but they got it finished. And then they made starmetal swords and starmetal shields, too, with pictures of eagles on them.
American as FUCK.
And the eagles would come to life. When they pointed the shields out and they said "EAGLE! COME OUT! PLEASE!!! I AWAIT ON YOU!"
Remember the 'please' part. Eagles love that manners shit.
The eagles would fight, and carry messages. So, Michael and the Ninja went to foggy Egypt, and went inside a pyramid, but it wasn't very good. Because it wasn't very pleasant.
"I rate this pyramid a 4 out of 10. Seriously, mummies? No room service? Someone dropped the ball here."
They saw the tiger Egyptian bad guy. But then, all of a sudden, the cats showed up! The smartest cat, the fastest cat, all of the cats, even the cat with green shoes!
That cat is fly as hell.
So, they all put on armor, because they had made extras. So they shot out all the eagles and they picked the tiger Egyptian bad guy up and the smartest cat's girlfriend came along and kicked him. And she had a sword and armor too.
"I hope you brought enough armor for the whole class. Oh, you did? Carry on, then."
So they got all their eagles together and fought the bad guy and he blew up.
FUN FACT: Egypt is 20% C4.
And then they all went home. Dropped their swords and dropped their shields, ate cake, opened presents and had a good time. This is [NAME REDACTED] signing off.
GOODBYE.
[God bless ninja America.]
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